You can't milk a cow with your hands in your pants!!

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What goes around comes around. Where there's a will, there's a relative !

Curiosity killed the cat. To kill two birds with one stone. Do unto others as you would have done to you.

Christian New Testament Pain is only weakness leaving the body. U.S. Marines proverb Power attracts the corruptible. -from Dune series, Frank Herbert

Let him who is without sin cast the first stone. -- Jesus Christ He who dies with the most toys is nevertheless still dead.

Meaning: Admit it when there is some good in an adversary. You can't milk a cow with your hands in your pants. All hat and no cattle.

You need to bait the hook to catch the fish. From William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar There's no arguing with the barrel of a gun. Rolling stone gathers no moss.

Like water off a duck's back. Alternative: Treat 'im rough, you get you muff.--Ali G Alternative: Red sky at night: sailor's' delight. Red sky in the morn: sailor's be warned.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will break my spirit. The law is a jealous mistress. Professor Ferdinand Fairfax Stone, Tulane Law School, early and mid 1960s.

Possible Interpretation: Do not rush into what you do not know. You can't grease a pig so many times that he can't be greased one more time. No pain, no gain.

Think before you speak. The more you Know, the more you know you don't Know Possible Interpretation: You cannot enjoy two mutually-exclusive benefits of the same situation. Misery loves company.

Variant: Ask and ye shall receive Example: When our car ran out of gas, we were up a creek without a paddle. Alternate: If something is worth doing, someone will have already done it.

It's never too late to mend. Smile, and the world smiles with you. Cry, and you cry alone.

He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword. It's no use crying over spilt milk. Possible Interpretation: Women do not like the nice guys.

No man is an island In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Pain is only weakness leaving the body. US. Marines proverb People who live in glass houses have to answer the door He that lives too fast, goes to his grave too soon.

Think before you speak. Alternate Version: the ironic thing about life is that you never get out alive. Who guards the guards? Variant: Ornithological specimen of corresponding plumage congregate gregariously

Love is blind. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.--Groucho Marx A penny saved is a penny earned Ben Franklin The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Knowledge is power.

Kill not the goose that laid the golden egg. Well begun is half done. Purely bluster and no substance. The teacher has not taught, until the student has learned. -Winnie Parkerson, Nacogdoches County, TX